Cocktail keg! (Taken with instagram)

battyriddimz:

xgemmax:

This man is just….
The amount of effort he went to!
what a complete babe!

One of the best wedding proposals ever.

Crying my eyes out oh fuckin ell

Imagin if she’d said no after all that though.

(Source: thedailywhat)

English weather has fucked my skin up for the first time ever I’m going red :( boohiss.

Soaking up some rayz. (Taken with instagram)

whoa-nature:

A very punk Mary River Turtle.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisvanwyksadventures/

(via theanimalblog)

(Source: gardevoirs, via fuckyeahlink)

(via dreamsbecomefakereality)

bastardlybrendan:

>Airport is pretty much empty apart from staff
>PA system crackles to life
>expecting a “CAN <NAME> PLEASE MAKE THEMSELVES KNOWN” message
>instead just quiet crackling, like someone holding down the mic button without saying anything
>keep expecting something for a while before just shrugging it off as a technical problem
>suddenly
>”BOO.”

HOLYFUCKINGJESUSTITWANKINGCHRISTONADONKEYMADEOFPENISES

I jumped a fucking mile.
Well played.
Well played indeed. 

Those veet easywax adverts are bullshit.

NOONE WOULD WILLINGLY PULL OFF A WAX STRIP THAT SMOOTHLY

Took me about 10 minutes to get one off my leg.

(Source: fuckmaker, via killer-kitsch)